somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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(Source: bertygilbert)


human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.


I have my first driving lesson in 1 hour 44 minutes fuckn


kurtislikesbutts:

femburton:

i think about this a lot

from trash to fab


kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear


bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)


starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.


deeply:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all


i unfollowed a ???friend??? here because he reblogged jens nudes like fuckin hell


congragulation:

"you were named after the bravest man i ever knew, harry potter, jr."


becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time


korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs


cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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