onlylolgifs:

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad

onlylolgifs:

Dog Tries to Drink Water From iPad


(Source: tvhousehusband)


Kayne West & Jay-z ft. Frank Ocean - No Church In The Wild
80,065 plays!

Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?

(Source: viviling)


slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese


blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

fuck this olive hate


resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they


snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself


(Source: pinojunior)


If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3


(Source: insttagram)


tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs


abrotion:

telapathetic:

abrotion:

telapathetic:

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

image

U bitch

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(Source: telapathetic)


larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 


sighings:

“Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again.Sooner or later, this sort of thing was bound to happen.” - Trainspotting (1996) 

sighings:

Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again.Sooner or later, this sort of thing was bound to happen.” - Trainspotting (1996) 


tumblingtheology:

Well, that was unexpected.

tumblingtheology:

Well, that was unexpected.

(Source: yodiscrepo)